I’m watching Apple’s stream of yesterday’s keynote out of the corner of my eye while I’m working.

Wouldn’t you just love to see Steve Jobs and Donald Trump try and have a conversation?

The iMac core duo… has… the. fastest… processor… intheworld.”

“You. should sell it.,, in the best city.,, intheworld. New York City… is a city… with nearly… 8…. million…. people.”

“That is… how many videos… we sold on iTunes… last month. iTunes is… the biggest. music. store… intheworld. Nothing. beats. it.”