Year: 2005
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I guess she was paying attention after all
My sister-in-law has been out as a lesbian for as long as I’ve known her (going on 14 years now). Emily started asking questions about her aunt’s relationships when she was in Kindergarten (she’s now in 2nd grade). She has understood for a while now that some girls like boys, and some girls like girls. Her…
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Panexa: Laugh of the day
Eric sent me this link this morning: Panexa. (a parody site from the folks at StayFree!) PANEXA is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion. For patients with coronary heart condition (CHC) or two…
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My new state is looking for a slogan
We got here just in time. New Jersey is looking for a new slogan and they’re asking for the people’s vote. The Trenton Times (along with MSNBC) has had some fun publicizing some of the suggestions that the state rejected, including one of my favorites, “New Jersey: It’s Not as Bad as it Smells” and…